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volcanic ass eruption

An explosion of the rectum after eating too much food the night before.

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After a holiday dinner at a relatives house and you eat something that doesn't agree with your system causing irritable bowel syndrome resulting in burning or the rectum and violent ass eruptions associated with bubbling gas in the stomach nicked named "bubblin' brown sugar".
Man dem greens, macaroni and cheese hit the spot...boy! Rumble, rumble...poot, poot, fissssst. Ooooh!....Oooooooh!....Somebody help me please!...Where da bathroom at...pooot, pooot, fisssst. blurrrrrrt.....fisssst.

Ooooohwheee! got dem bad guts...what yo mamma put in dem greens man?! I gotta doodoo bad baby got a volcanic ass eruption comin' thru!
by lil dookie November 5, 2013
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Valcano thrust

Nutting inside her mouth as she deepthroats making the nut erupt through her nostrils
Yo my gf was pissed after I valcano thrust eher last night being that she had sinuses
by Nibna May 27, 2018
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Volcanal

A volcanal is when you suddenly develop an uncontrollable bout of hot bubbly farts. This is usually the result of eating hot spicy food. They aren't loud but they stink to high heaven. It is pronounced volkaynal.
I was so embarrassed the other day. I was standing in a queue when I developed a volcanal. Everybody was looking at each other wondering who it was.
by pipesucker February 26, 2018
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Volcanic Vipah

A move utilized by the fictional videogame character Sol Badguy which requires well thought-out spacing and a complicated "dragon punch" input in order to outplay the opponent for a well-deserved fair and balanced victory
Volcanic Vipah! Volcanic Vipah! Bandit Revolver!
by Gokufromdragonball June 29, 2021
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Erupting Volcanal

When you pour diet coke inside a person's anus just befor anal sex. You then put Mentos tablets into a condom. Put that condom on your dick.
Insert dick into said filled anus. Fuck that ass until the condom breaks.
My partner allowed me to perform the erupting volcanal last night!
by 22thebenzok July 27, 2019
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Sal Vulcano

Sal is the most stunning, godliest man of our universe. If sal ever gets near you in new york city, I will kill you because I'm not you. I love his perfect symmetrical figure and his smooth chocolatey hair. I want him to kiss my face until I melt into a large pile of his cologne. Every time he says God Bless, I feel gods blessings as I pretend that Sal is sitting on top of me caressing my vulnerable crisp face. To put my adoration for Sal in simpler terms, I would stand in front of a moving subway train for him. I'll kill 10,000 men for you, Sal. I'll destroy every last cat in a corn maze, for Sal. If Sal's tonight's big loser, then later he'll tonight's big winner. I'd massage sals plump juicy booty for him. If Murr ever gets near him again, Murr won't see tomorrow. MURR-DER. I'll admit, if Joe gave me kissies, I'd fall to the ground like our sexy man sal. But if THE SAL HIMSELF kissed me good, I'd ascend into god's hands. Sal, you know who's the most sexiest man alive? Read the first word. Sal, if you're reading this, we're engaged. Sal is more powerful than any god you may or may not believe in. Please join my Salvatorecult, where we'll sacrifice cats, stack up on sneakers, swim in dirty swamps, and circulate the great Daddy Sal Squishmellow Statue. His superpower is to make us laugh until we poop out our stomachs and make fall helplessly in love with his incredible abs. I love you, Crangis. Crangis McBasketball. We're forever, for-lifers.
Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck ME
by reversecowgrl November 20, 2021
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Volcanator

A way to smoke marijuana and drink beer at the same time.
It's just like pulling a flood.
Instead of using water for the flood, you use beer.
1- Light the bowl while letting the beer flow out of the hole on the bottom area of the flood bottle.
2- Drink the beer.
3- After drinking all the beer, Hit the flood.
4- Congratulate yourself, because you just pulled a Volcanator.
Butch killed 3 hookers after giving them Mexican Avalanches, snorted coke off their cadavers, then pulled a Volcanator with a milk jug
by zanethebrave September 14, 2007
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