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United States 

Hey, have you traveled to the United States recently?

Hell no. I don't want to get black-bagged for simply admitting Israel is committing a genocide.

United Nations

An international organisation that can solve any conflict simply by making strongly worded condemnations, and MAYBE a peacekeeping force consisting of 100 unarmed observers.
The United Nations suck at their job. They didn't do shit during the Rwandan Genocide.

United-Bussies

You Feel The Temptation And At The Right Temperature You Are United-Bussies Because You Tried some Music And now the company Tried to takedown your releases, since yall failed but you come back and try again but due to jurisdiction You ca become a United-bussies”
“I was walking and then I had United-bussies take me to court again!”
United-Bussies by MackATony January 28, 2026

Citizens United 

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
Citizens United by euphemismo March 21, 2010

first lady of the United States 

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.
Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."

Thots United 

Thots United is a local non-profitable organization that promotes premarital sexual actions at a young age. The original Thots United is located in Dubuque IA, but can be used to describe any group of hoes hanging out at the same time in any location.
White Male #1: '' Did you hear all those girls were hanging out over the weekend?''

White Male#2: ''Yeah, in total how many guys do you think Thots United has fucked?''

(Random Annoying Ass Iowa Girl): ''Oh my gawd how can you be so rude and judge people just because of what they do?''