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twitter terrorist 

A person with nothing constructive to say denigrates your opinions or interests in public on any social media.

A brief look into the the history of the twitter terrorist reveals a catalogue of poor opinion, bad attitude and ignorance.

The favoured accusation "spammer" is the modus operandi of the twitter terrorist to opinions,products or links he disagrees with or is jealous of.
Fred: Did you read my tweet about the Sydney Swans great win.

Joe: Sure did but then that damn Twitter terrorist makes that new tweet about AFL being for girls

Fred and Joe: We wish he'd FO with his opinions
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Twitter Trigger 

When something happens that's so big, that you stop whatever you're doing, just to tweet about it.
I had to twitter trigger bro, that girl just saved us from a car accident.
Twitter Trigger by B2wice April 28, 2011

Twitter Juking 

It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.

Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.
Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.

"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "

twitter tirade 

A series or bombardment of tweets posted on Twitter by someone, in angry response to media coverage, “fake news”, a recent event or personal affront.
President Trump went on an early morning Twitter tirade after fresh new allegations were made of his campaign’s collusion with Russia in the 2016 Presidential election.

Twitter head 

A Twitter head is a person whose thoughts, ideologies and lingo are based off constantly changing Twitter trends. They talk in Twitter popular words and would completely absorb most information made popular on Twitter there by making it a part of their personality.
Person 1: Why is your friend calling everyone crackheads?
Person 2: lol I wouldn't mind him, He's a Twitter head so I'm sure it's a word that began trending about an hour ago.

Man 1: Let's go to the movies, I know you like that.
Man 2: Movies are not cool.
Man 1: yeah right, I'm sure it's because someone popular on Twitter said so , Twitter head .
Twitter head by Adeka April 17, 2020

twitter sucks 

it is an expression used by the general public describing the networking website, twitter.com, and how much it sucks.

it is used by the lovely Martin Johnson on martinsays.com and bracelets can be found with this saying.
Martinsays: Twitter sucks!
Sally: I know!
twitter sucks by ohmartin123 February 14, 2009

twitter girl 

A term referring to a highly sensitive girl that gets offended by anything and everything.

Highly active on Twitter and is probably a fan of kpop , a good way to spot them is their heavy use of emojis like "💅😌✨" and a (Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, Kpop, Megan Thee Stallion) profile picture, probably having an argument with someone in twitter replies.
Michael: Broooo have u seen Emily she's so fineee
Me: Yeah but she a twitter girl I advice you to stay away
twitter girl by Perc31 October 1, 2020