twitter sex

1. The act of sexting on twitter. The equivalent of public sex if your account isn't protected. also known as twexting.

2. The act of saying lewd things to each other on twitter.

1. @hotgirl: @randomguy I so wanna have twitter sex, right now.

@randomguy: @hotgirl But I'm scared.

2. @hotguy: @sexygirl you have huge tits. I wanna suck em.

by Craven Morehead. April 6, 2010

Football Twitter

a paedophilic group of twitter users who have no knowledge of football whatsoever. they hid behind player fan accounts and use nonsense vocabulary such as 'scrumptious dub idolo hth'. these nonces spam images of AFTV robbie memes with captions such as 'mashallah that was a massive dub habibi' and 'had to get nude to celebrate this dub bossman'.

football twitter is a scrumptious dub idolo hth.

by Scrumptious dub idolo bossman February 24, 2020

twitter user

an offensive name to call an annoying person.

you are such a twitter user

by More than 1 hooman October 12, 2022

yemeni twitter

arguments over north & south yemen, drama over nothing from the 313 or 716 mfs, and just second hand embarrassment from the rest of us.

yemeni twitter is toxic and khaza.

by ayemenifromtwitter October 29, 2019

Sonic Twitter

The part of Twitter made up of Sonic The Hedgehog fans. Possibly the worst place to try and find Sonic fans, since the only discussions are about tier lists, designs that look exactly the same, and the amount of polygons in 3D models of Sonic. Opinions are also rejected at every turn.

"I wanna join Sonic Twitter!"
"Okay, but you're not allowed to have opinions or dislike things"

by Hyion October 29, 2020

yoga twitter

A person of upper-caste Indian or Pakistani origin whose greatest issue in life is white people doing yoga or wearing bindi or using ghee in food; spends time searching for such accounts to publicly shame on Twitter. Often throws around buzzwords like cultural appropriation and intersectionality to get retweets, and launches into Oppression Olympics when confronted with their bullshit by other people of Indian or Pakistani origin.

“HOW DARE SHE WEAR A BINDI!” raged yoga twitter as the semester ended, and a week-long break presented an ideal opportunity to increase follower count and collect SJW brownie points.

by nayee_duniya June 1, 2016

Buying Twitter

Inflicting Damage upon one self, accidentally making your own life way harder than it had to be.

"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."

by LeBademeister November 15, 2022