turdaroonie

its when you get hit by turd that came out of a bird and lands in your mouth. then youu say "TURDAROONIE!!"

haha i got turdaroonied last night

by poo in theb August 3, 2011

Turbanaut

Derogatory slang for a Middle eastern cab driver. "Turban" referring to cloth winding headwear customarily worn by men of Middle Eastern descent, and "naut," which means "sailor" in ancient Greek and is defined as a voyager, farer or tripper in contemporary English.

We were too drunk to drive, so we hailed a taxi outside the club and asked our Turbanaut to move ever so slowly down Hollywood Blvd. as we trolled for roadside tail.

by amirdolla August 29, 2013

Turdfart

Someone who's being a straight up cunt

You're such a turdfart Timothy

by Helpin' thy worldy whirl March 12, 2017

Turdantula

When you poop on a spider and it is still alive and craws away.

Jesus Christ..... That turdantula will survive anything

by Mr.MisterMyster August 15, 2017

Turf dirt

Someone who sleeps with every single person from every turf the one everyone passes around and treats like dirt

Who hasn't she fucked straight Turf dirt

by Shasty707 September 26, 2017

terfany

A radicalized, ignorant anti-trans individual.

Hey look, that terfany is out burning trans flags and screaming at beautiful trans people.

by Peh Jota January 16, 2022

bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"

by Craig McRae September 4, 2008