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Aids Tiger

an extremely large tiger that has aids. This tiger can travel at the speed of light and has the ability the leap oceans. These tigers pick out humans, rape them, and give them aids. The only defense against these tigers is to not wipe yourself after you produce feces. These tigers do not want to rape an unclean anus. There are only three known aids tigers in existence but they are hard and dangerous to track. There is a man who goes by KMFG, he is the only known to be attempting to hunt these tigers. The last time an aids tiger was seen was near Oxford, Ohio. Before that, a tiger was seen somewhere near Moscow in Russia. These tigers are dangerous and must be avoided.
"yo man I got aids"
"my good sir, i must ask how to come to acquire this disease."
"well good fellow, i was gardening and i heard something coming and I turned around and just that moment, I was being raped by a large tiger and apparently this tiger had aids"
"yo that was one of the aids tigers, some one was raped in china yesterday, they can travel at the speed of light"
"i do declare that this is dangerous"
"yes it is rather unfortunate that you got aids from being raped by a tiger."
by superdude88 November 28, 2009
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Purple Tiger

An act of wrapping a/your penis with fishing wire till it turns purple and swollen with the string making it look like stripes
R- Hey, Jack you ever tried a purple tiger?
J-No.. whats that?
R- ITS FUCKING AWESOME!!
by That guy with a beard May 4, 2010
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Tiger Tits

Noun: A female usually from Jersey with a breast size larger than her brain. Outwardly dumb and often willing to expose said breasts for alcohol.
Look at Tiger Tits flashing tailgaters for beer.
by Chris whitman October 9, 2007
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tiger neve

A slanderous term to describe a person, this is a big insult as not only are you calling them gay but your calling them neve, Neves gay.
"Hey mike look over there its a tiger neve hes gay"
by Sam , R May 5, 2008
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Sexy Tiger

Horny people like to call their lovers sexy tigers. The image that comes to my mind is a buff, dark man with a nice ass. For men, I assume it would be a tall blonde woman with nice tits.

Or then again, maybe just the person you are currently initimate with.
"Oh, you are such a sexy tiger, let's do it right now!"
by toee May 17, 2006
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tiger couch

A sexual position that has the male entering the female from behind (aka tiger style) while both lay on the couch. The male may gnaw enticingly at the female's neck, much like a bengal tiger in the African jungle.
Amanda became Bobby's next assailant of the tiger couch a few days ago.
by Juanito Permiscuous July 5, 2007
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Lolita Tiger

A young woman who vigorously scratches your back during sex.
"Oh man, I got with this Lolita Tiger last night. She seemed so young and innocent, but the welts on my back say otherwise."
by Asna and Safi February 5, 2009
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