tree rapist

A shadowy figure rumored to live in the Botanical Gardens at the University of North Carolina, Asheville. Perhaps a man who rapes trees, a rapist who lives in the trees and rapes people, or a tree that rapes people. His only weakness is concrete, which he is allergic to.

"Oh my god! I was walking in the Botans the other day, and I thought I heard the tree rapist. Luckily, I grabbed some concrete just in time."
"Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist."

by thetreerapistisreal December 2, 2011

Tree

Tree is an adjective used to describe something or someone nice or good looking. Similar to the meaning of the modern slang word “peng” often used by wanna be roadmen teens in west yorkshire

person1: your hair looks really tree today

person2: oh thank you

person1: no problem my g

by TinyTaTaTina November 6, 2019

rotten maple tree

a scummy, old, wrinckly, sticky, stanky, black dick (soft or hard) with genital warts(splinters)

eww look at that dudes rotten maple tree , it is leaveing splinters in and all around that girl.



Father- Wheres Jill hun?
Wife-She said that she was going to tyreks house so she can help him cut down his rotten maple tree in his back yard.
Father-oh ok hunny, i hope she doesnt get hurt or get a splinter or something
Wife-she be fine babe, i gave her rubber goes before she left

by now, its chow time August 4, 2008

a dirty tree

when your having sex with a girl and she has explosive diarriha so when you pull you dick out she explodes all over your trunk leaves and roots

Dude last night my gf gave me one hell of a dirty tree. I'll smell like shit for a week

by bissliker211 April 17, 2009

lone tree

A small boring city, where there is nothing 2 do. And the cops here are retarded and would get shot somewhere else.

Hey lets go to Lone tree, umm how bout not there is nothin to do

by floridabitch March 25, 2009

tree shit

The act of climbing up in a tree and taking a shit out of it.

I took a sweet tree shit last night in Central Park.

by Frizballz January 3, 2008

One Tree Hill

A sex position where the man performs a bridge with an erection and the woman is on top. Appears as a lone tree on a large hill. *Requires great strength and flexibility

'Did you hear? Wagnus is in hospital with a broken back'
'What happened'
'One tree hill'

by Salt 'n' Garfunkel June 2, 2015