The Top J

The Top J represents the man, the myth, and the legend himself; Jerdani Kraja🤑!!! This man is #blessed enough to be able to sell us THE STRETCHIEST and best YoungLa Family Owned Clothing😮! The Top J is my best friend, and we always connect on a higher vibrational level👽, oh yeah and you can't forget about his infatuation with underage Instagram girls😎

"Yo man...Did you hear?? The Top J just released a new RGMNT chain!! A MUST COP! FUAAAA"

by Anonymous 444 January 17, 2023

top floor

Best-of-a-kind.

This car is top floor, "This car is the best".

by S58 January 22, 2014

Cherry Topping

Guy jizzes on the top of partners head, then dips his balls in it. Like a sundae, with whipped cream!

Guy jizzes on the top of partners head, then dips his balls in it.

by Solid Stryfe November 14, 2004

Top & Bottom

Top and bottom obviously means a top and bottom bunk bed, duh. Tell this to all your pure minded friends, don't spoil them.. I mean of course it means a bunk bed!

Person #1 "Oh , who's top & bottom.

Person #1 "I'm top... Bunk!"

Person #2 "I'm bottom......Bunk.."
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by QuiteThirsty December 17, 2018

top up

To add money to a cellular phone.

The next time I'm due to top up is April 6th.

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

Top Shotta

a jamaican term reffering to a ganster

Mad max is the number one top shotta in jamaica

by top dogg September 22, 2005

Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010