Todger

To describe something that's small, most commonly a penis, but can be used to describe anything small.

Person 1 : Do you want to see my dog?
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!

by midlandriot September 30, 2011

tangerine

When a girl sucks the juices out of a tangerine then spits it on a guys dick while he is doggy styling a hippopatamus

Janet to Jill: I gave Bobby a Tangerine last night when we snuck up on a hippo at the zoo!

by jokerwild69 July 20, 2006

Tinges

Another word for "thingies". The plural form of "tingy".

Look at all those little tinges!

by Andrew Morgan December 12, 2003

tanger

A really poor person who is uneducated, has bad regrowth in their hair (for girls) and rats tails/shaved head (guys), lacking fashion sense and think they are the shit. Girls usually wear tacky superflare jeans with their muffintop poking out and a way too small top. Or they just wear mens clothes like dada and eminem. Men seem to think they are gangstas but just look like dicks, wearing dada and basically anything dirty and old. Tangers are dirty and poor and live in bad areas. Tanger girls think playboy bunnies are the best thing ever created. Ew.

Person 1: "Eww! Look at those tangers can they please go back to (insert poor area here)!"
Person 2: "Ewww!"

by e.lla. December 24, 2006

tinger

Toes that resemble the appearance of fingers. It's a toe finger.

Check out that man's tingers! He could hold a fork with his feet.

by Kat Karshner November 29, 2007

Todge

A thin poking device of varying diameter dependent on girth of the legal high coneage, used to pack down the contents to give a better cone, controlled ignition and a smoother smoke

Can you pass me the todge, this one's like a sleeping bag

by WeThree February 21, 2009

tinger

Someone who is partly ginger.

'I had an Irish girlfriend once.'
'Oh yeah, how was she?'
'Pretty good, but she was a tinger, so I wasn't sure how to deal with the awkwardness of her hair style.'

by reggae mother December 23, 2010