Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.
That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.
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The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR
by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018
Get the Toilet bowl racing mug.An Earth receptacle for depositing waste, used by earthlings to "Poop"
Also used by earth children to hide important human objects like "keys" and "wallets"
Also used by earth children to hide important human objects like "keys" and "wallets"
It is very important to tell the earthlings your urge to use the toilet to "poop", this convinces the humans that you are also an earthling.
Dearest human friend, my sphincter is beginning to part ways, please direct me to your nearest toilet so that I may place my poop in to it.
Dearest human friend, my sphincter is beginning to part ways, please direct me to your nearest toilet so that I may place my poop in to it.
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Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.
Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.
Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.
Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.
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Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.
Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.
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