Dirty Toadstool

the procees of jamming as much of your foot as possible into someone's asshole

When Alex sat on my foot, my dirty toadstool almost popped his prostate

by goldhouse April 7, 2003

corn toad

a female with vaginal warts

I was fuckin that bitch when I realized she was a corn toad.

by spencer hicks May 13, 2005

smithy the toad

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man

Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.

by Patty December 10, 2004

Toadie

The name of the almighty Toadie the true king of the wasteland. He fights with his fist, he eats the living and the dead. The Toadie Ideology is a simple one. It is to kill every living and breathing thing, so that in the end only Toadie remains. Toadie is seen in the eyes of some as a god, and thus has amassed a following. Some argue this is a cult, but is in fact a way of life. Praise be.

Alternatively used to refer to somebody's inner Toadie (their pure physical power)

i.e Praise be toadie or Praise Toadie

Alternatively: Embrace your inner Toadie.

by Toadie Lover August 19, 2016

toader

A hillybillys name for his penis.

My sister loves my toader.

by Hillbilly willy April 3, 2016

chode toad

noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.

Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.

That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.

by frosty beats March 13, 2018

homosexual toad

a short fat lady with pants that are way to tight, because she is trying to attract lesbians because no man would touch that even if they had a four hundred ply condom. you can hear then coming from a mile away and your penis gets force like powers

guy1: dude! my penis just quivered
guy2: OH Shit!!
guy3: run BITCH run
guy2: Its a Frakin homosexual toad!!!

by etard6969 April 29, 2009