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Sophomore Sniper

A hairy-bodied, balding man who has sloppy relations with drunk sophomores. Such a man can also be found cooking raw meat in convection ovens, masturbating to Game of Thrones fan fiction, and spending an abnormal amount of time researching his family tree on ancestry.com.
Man #1: Hey, did the Sophomore Sniper get some action last night?
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
by mbarry69 November 11, 2016
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Mood Sniper

"Mood sniper" refers to someone who, like a sniper, is skilled at picking out and targeting specific emotional vulnerabilities or weaknesses in others to cause harm or distress.
He is being a "Mood Sniper"

You're such a "Mood Sniper"
Stop "Mood Sniping" her
It's so "Mood Snipery"
What's with all the "Mood Snipe" or "Mood Sniping"
I am the Certified "Mood Sniper"
by Mzeez April 17, 2025
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Log Sniper

When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy
"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"
by Anchovy November 30, 2022
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The sniper

Social distancing sex position. Woman lays on the bed legs spread, man stands in the corner jerking off.....he shoots his pocket rocket into her target.
Q: congrats on the baby! How'd you fuck?
A: we used the sniper
by Olivaya April 29, 2020
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Snuggle Sniper

To not leave enough time to snuggle when it may had been assumed time would be spent snuggling. Snuggle Sniping can take place any time of the day but most often occurs in the morning when someone has to leave earlier than previously expected.

(n.) Snuggle Sniper
(v.) Snuggle Sniping/ Snuggle Sniped
Taylor is such a snuggle sniper . She works every morning and never leaves us time to sniggle.

Why are you always snuggle sniping? All I want to do is snuggle?
by FreeWillycox July 14, 2016
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Screen Sniper

Someone who stares at you and then decides to start shooting once you make eye contact in any PvP shooter.
I think that guy was looking at me for 30 seconds, what a screen sniper!
by ChillBroEntertainment April 21, 2021
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Sniper

Sniper is a vtuber professor in the vtuber cult (discord.gg/vtuber) a cool guy who loves yuri, and has many simps. (such as feral, feral, feral, feral and feral.)
"oh nice yuri pics sniper! ill be saving that in my gallery"

"SNIPER IS ONLINE!! SNIPER SNIPER SNIPER AHHHHHHH" feral screeches.
by vtubercultmember December 8, 2020
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