Mouse cheese is similar to dick cheese, except from a vagina, generally caused by a yeast infection. Alternately, it is another term for mousetrap cheese or tasteless cheese of questionable quality (although mice don't even really like cheese that much).
Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.
Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.
Mika: I wanted to go down on her but all I found was mouse cheese
or...
Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.
or...
Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.
by Shay Dee June 20, 2018
Get the mouse cheesemug. by Happytreehugger April 9, 2016
Get the pocket mousemug. by ToxicTwin June 4, 2011
Get the Minge mousemug. A tiny or very small penis.
by pkt December 17, 2004
Get the mouse cockmug. 
by Kelly Frith February 24, 2007
Get the mouse hammockmug. When a man places his penis and nuts between his legs making him look like a woman from the front. Turning around and bending over it appears a little mouse is peaking out
by Mark Preston March 12, 2003
Get the cat and mousemug.