John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.
by Ddppaof February 14, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by Who am I! Serously help August 9, 2017
Get the Johnmug. Super cute, pretty quiet, and kind of a dork. He has dark brown, almost black, hair. He is very reserved and only talks to a few people, but he says hi when being greeted. He has an amazing low voice that sends shivers down your spine whenever he speaks. He can be completely oblivious when someone has a crush on him. He is very kind to the people around him, and he has a great sense of humor. When he walks into a room, you get an instant adrenaline rush because of how adorable he is.
"Hey, could you go over there and say hello to John for me? He's so adorable but I'm too awkward to say hi!"
by crushinglemons May 7, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by John'sFriend August 6, 2018
Get the Johnmug. by Leeesalou May 31, 2020
Get the Johnmug. Another word for a penis
by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018
Get the Johnmug.