The act of shooting a fresh load of sperm onto a piping hot piece of shit that you currently have resting in a skillet on your stovetop. You then patiently scrape the penal cheese out of your foreskin (known as smegma) on top of the cum log and bake on medium for approximately 12 minutes or until the jizz turns a dark yellow. Set aside to cool down, this is obviously not for consumption, that would be disgusting. You then take the room temp smeg foo young and blend it into a fine liquid. Proceed to pour that liquid into a funnel that you have placed into your penis hole and enjoy!
Mike 1: Yo man, do you want to get Chinese food later? Im thinking some egg foo young?
Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?
Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
by sum peep December 27, 2003
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by Reekidhalo November 30, 2022
the virus women/men obtain after digesting abraham “popo” galicia’s genital secretions. symptoms can be, loss of memory, becoming significantly dumber, abnormal mutations.
i slept with “popo” last night and swallowed his kids, not i think i have foo virus, i don’t know my abc’s anymore.
by swolehamster69 June 04, 2021
by Objective-Reason Daddy August 21, 2023
It’s where you fill a bunch of edible condoms with random colored whip cream. Than put them in buckets. Everyone wears revealing edible swimwear. Fun tease each other a bit. Than wildly throw the colored whip cream filled edible condoms at each other. Than let off edible confetti/sprinkles/ bombs. Afterwards shooting strawberry syrup, banana purée, and chocolate sauce filled water guns at each other. Lastly throwing sundae toppings, and balls of ice cream at each other. Than finally eating it off of each other wildly. Including edible swimwear. Concluding to wild orgy.
Mandy “Wow that orgy sundae foo-fi was crazy. Plus it was like Christmas combined with summer. Needless to say I was satisfied in more than one way.”
Tera “Wow! I wish I were you?”
Tera “Wow! I wish I were you?”
by Amelia.Summers January 08, 2021