dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.

DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

thumb dumb

The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.

You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."

Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."

by Van Guapo April 11, 2015

dumb mole

a type of person who's just a real dickhead

emma: fuck off you fat cunt

bayley: stop being a dumb mole

by thisbitchemptyyeeeeeet June 30, 2017

dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level

person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!

by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011

dumb woke

basically when you think you're woke. but you're a dumbass who doesn't understand why communism failed. basically a dumbass who thinks they'll save the world by becoming vegan.

"Gosh...he was so dumb woke with his fucking man bun"

by oTeRymId March 7, 2021

Dumb Cunt

If you get called a Dumb Cunt just go fuck ya self

mate your a fucking dumb cunt

by Nick Redboy November 19, 2016

Dumbness Abounds

It's universal. The generalized, abhorrant and marginally offensive base-line of human ignorance.

Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?

by YAWA March 25, 2021