cunny hole tease

how a female experiences the male version of a cocktease; when a woman gets turned on by a very hot male.

Jenny, "Eli Manning look alike just undressed me with his eyes. He can't seriously be thinking about what I am thinking. Hell, I am wearing my wedding band- how could he? He does this shit everytime! That motherfucker!"

Erin, "He must have a big ego. What a cunny hole tease!"

Jenny, " I'd say.."

by Crasssss September 17, 2012

Elevator Tease

When at a business where there's a freight elevator, and the main floor rings the bell signalling that it is getting sent up... but never comes up.

*Bell ringing*
Person 1: Oh yay! they are sending up the elevator!
*3 minutes later*
Person 2: uhh, I don't think they are.
Person 1: CURSE YOU ELEVATOR TEASE!

by Friggin' Biggs November 24, 2010

Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.

Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”

by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023

Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.

Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold

by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024

tile tease

Someone who puts a tile in any game sideways to hold a spot while thinking of a better move.

Stop taking so long you Tile Tease.

by Poor Board Bastards February 6, 2021

Rump Tease

A rump tease is a girl who attracts attention from the behind but when one examines the front finds the said girl to be simply below standards.

Izzy saw the Rump Tease from behind and made a move only to find himself disgusted with the interaction when she faced him.

by i123 July 4, 2009

Me tease

When something someone says, applies to someone else as well and "describes" them

- I'm so tired of my job... I really want to quit...
- Me tease

by billsatin March 5, 2023