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bitter man tears

The product of agonizing sorrow and the only type of crying men are permitted.
Man 1: Bro, did you hear they've canceled the Superbowl this year?
Man 2: I've been weeping bitter man tears all morning.
by Sports Machine Phil August 21, 2011
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White People Tears

The tears of the superior race
The black man claimed he was drinking "white people tears". After taking a slurp, the black man wrenched in a fiery pain, the reaction was similar to a demon being soaked in holy water.
by The Anrgy Molester September 19, 2016
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tears

omg its a marino
by Anonymous March 22, 2003
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Trail of Tears

When you go on a strict diet of only hot sauce and chilies for three days and then blow your load directly into a girls eyes. It burns so bad she will leave a trail of tears.
So I gave her a trail of tears last night.....now she is legally blind
by Jamie Malinquetoast December 13, 2009
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Trail of Tears

When a guy brings home a broad, he proceeds to pound her like a jackhammer in the ass, get his nut (she cant have hers), then, the most important part, steal the chicks phone, kick her out of the house and make her walk back to her house, which distance must be longer than 4 miles. Hence, the Trail of Tears. You can make her wear a headdress for effect if you want
Man, Wingo, i thought i didnt like that girl DR, so why did you take her home last nite?

oh dont worry, i made her walk the trail of tears.

That a boy wingo! Headdress too?

oh yeah, no other way!
by John Torrisi February 20, 2009
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trail of tears

Farting while walking ahead of a person or group that has to follow your path.
When I was hiking with Bob, he had so much gas that he was laying down a "trail of tears".
by Fart Brewer March 7, 2008
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fuck me to tears

A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.
I showed Sally my dick, she exclaimed fuck me to tears!
by jsd9632 February 4, 2012
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