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Tampon

Something girls stick up their vagina to keep their blood from leaking.

Girls ofton eat it after to absorb all the blood and keep the cycle going.
Girl #1 : ooo my Tampon has extra blood on it

Girl #2 : eat it so u get ur cycle normal again
by THICKY NICKEY September 8, 2019
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Tampon

Tampon: A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
by iamgezim May 27, 2024
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used tampon

penis of ill-repute
Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes
"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Tampon

A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
by iamgezim May 27, 2024
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Tampon

Jordan always crying around bout work, he needs a tampon
by Nublife March 24, 2023
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tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!
by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014
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