Tampon Time

When your friend doesn’t know how to use a tampon so you all gather in the bathroom to teach her

friend 1- GUYS ITS TAMPON TIME
friend 2- oh god
friend 1- I CANT FIND THE HOLE
friend 3- ITS RIGHT HERE

by imma get u 😯 🔫 May 4, 2022

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 9, 2022

Tampon

In and out , x17

A tampon is a product tht girls shove up there pssy , so a man doesn’t stick there pepe in there 😺
“I need a tampon”

“B df u need tht for ..? Cant stick my unicorn horn up there ..!?”

by qtvxsa March 16, 2022

Tampon

NRL pretender Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3 weeks.

Tampon, alternatively know as a million dollar a year athlete Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3.

by Knoughtspoon April 1, 2022

Black Market Tampon

Don’t trust a Black Market tampon, for they may have used fiberglass instead of cotton.

Ms, smith: Man this black market tampon I bought sucks.
Me: dumbass.

by Jxckson April 1, 2022

Neapolitan Tampon

When a girls on her period, she takes a shit while having her tampon in and the end of string theres shit on it. (red, white, and brown,)

"i had a neapolitan tampon last night!!"

by emmapuckett January 4, 2021

tammy tampon rimjob

the removal of a tampon before sexual intercourse, followed by a beautiful moist finger up the anal cavity while on top of the male victim

mateeee she gave me suchhhh a tammy tampon rimjob fuckin unreal mate

by Madman240 January 18, 2021