I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.
by Daniel Long December 27, 2007
Get the all of my cards are on the table mug.
Related Words
tables
• table top
• tablet
• table whore
• table talk
• tablecloth
• tabled
• Table Licker
• Table Tennis
• tableing
A freestanding table in any kind of restaraunt that usually consists of a "four top" or a "deuce" that Obnoxiously wobbles.Efforts are made to remedy this by placing matchbooks,sugarpackets,etc under one or more of the tables baselegs in an attempt to stablize the wobbling ,but alas failing to stablize the table. this gets its name from The Arena Club at the Nassau Coliseum,which was notorious for being plagued with many of these tables during the 1980's and 1990's and little was ever done to fix this problem until they renovated the club and replaced all of the tables.
My girlfriend stained her blouse at dinner last night after spilling her red wine due to the wobbly Nassau Coliseum table.
by Jim 1533 July 26, 2009
Get the Nassau Coliseum Table mug.This is a 5-way gay sex position that consists of 5 different roles. First there is the table himself who is leaning over at a 90 degree angle. To help support him, we have the table legs who is supporting the table by laying face up on the floor supporting the table’s chest with his feet and jerking off the table with his arms. Then, there are two chairs. Chair one is fucking the table in the ass and the other is getting sucked off by the table. To finish off the position, there is the tablecloth which is another guy, laying face up on top of the table, being blown by chair one and making out with the other. Only the table legs is getting the short end of the stick and therefore positions should be rotated however the weight of the table and the tablecloth must be considered. Heavier men are suggested to be the chairs or table legs.
by Constaqueef December 30, 2018
Get the Kitchen Table mug.He was visiting from new zealand on a travel visa so I paid him under the table for painting my house.
by Gordon Crandlemire June 21, 2004
Get the under the table mug.The perverse sexual act of defecating onto a glass coffee table whilst someone lies underneath the coffee table to best observe the results
by otter89 July 21, 2009
Get the Coffee table-ing mug.When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.
by qaswe April 29, 2009
Get the Dicks On Table mug.