Toffacon

Toffee bacon.
Streaky bacon covered in brown sugar and baked in oven resulting in toffee covered bacon and a by-product of bacon infused toffee remnants on baking tray. Great in sandwiches, with pancakes and waffles, and au naturale.

The doctor said I had to stop eating toffacon.

by Grannypash November 16, 2006

TOFTI

Too Old For The Internet - Someone that is unable to keep up with the speed of memes.

Jesus, my dad is such a TOFTI he's still trying to rickroll people like it's 2007 and he doesn't even know to disguise the url.

by edydantes November 12, 2010

tofurkey day

the day everyone gets together to eat tofurkey and gravy, mashed potatoes, and stuffing. or field roast en croute baked in a covered pan. aka the last thursday in november.

i can't wait for tofurkey day. going to eat and have seconds, thirds, and fourths. mmm mmmmm

by baily2 November 1, 2012

toffee coated rainbows

alcohol and hallucinogens

"hey man, what are we doing tonight?"
"toffee coated rainbows!"

by nomnomu October 31, 2013

tofu killer

When your fucking a bitch raw

Rob:yo,Christopher don't forget tofu killer .
Christopher: I got you bro.

by LoyalA April 9, 2016

toffany

A vagina that tastes like a sweet treat (e.g. toffee)

She had some toffany

by Pseuyyy December 14, 2016

tofumi

a nice,sweet innocent girl that you can count on u can call her karen the apple or toffee apple!

"Hey Apple!"
Tofumi: "Hi Grape"

by LuLuTheKitty October 19, 2020