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Blue tie optional

A manner of dress defined by:
1. No blue articles of clothing
2. Bright colors
3. Each article of clothing being a different color
4. Underwear being worn on top of other clothing
Please come to the masquerade at my manor a fortnight from today. The dress code is blue tie optional.
by BlueTieOptional December 26, 2023
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Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
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Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
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tie me up

A proclamation of pure elation. To be so enthused about literally anything.
"I saw a dog today!"
"TIE ME UP!"
by MrProMax January 24, 2024
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dripping tie

Somebody who wears a suit because they believe it makes them appear credible.
The guy walked into the room, absolutely dripping tie and talking crap.
by Nuts! January 28, 2024
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Yellow Tie

A suave fellow who writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites.
Yellow Tie, this suave fellow writes
Heterophonic tunes of how love bites
by FreddyFazbore January 30, 2024
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Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!
My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”
by A lucid bear November 28, 2023
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