Thumb Butter

When your wiping yourself and your thumb accidentally breaks through the toilet paper and gets "dirty".

Dude! I dropped the kids off at the pool last night and got covered in thumb butter when I was wiping with that cheap paper my wife buys!

Awww man that is the worse!

by minuccp May 1, 2009

Bible Thumper

An extremely fanatical religous zealot,
often characterized by their constant refences to the bible and their intent on converting everyone in a 100 mile radius.
They are essentially the same as Islamic fundamentalists, with the same religous zeal and fantacism.
"Hands that help are far better than lips that pray."

1. Religous Fundamentalist are contributing to the partisan bickerings that are hurting America.

by Michael C. L. July 9, 2005

donut thumper

A synonym for a bitch-ass lesbian. As lesbians don't possess a penis (most of them anyway), they end up thumping donuts.

That cunt wouldn't suck me off last night.....I think she may be a donut thumper.

by cuddy May 13, 2005

dirty thumb

When you slip you thumb into a stripers vagina while putting a note between her legs. Will usually get you kicked out of the strip club.

I gave that skank the dirty thumb.

by Vanderfell August 2, 2006

Thumping

Having a really loud stereo system in a car with has a lot of bass, typically enough to hear a block away.

Man that donk is thumping nigga. I don't know who it is, but I can hear it from like three blocks away.

by emoc December 22, 2004

scripture-thumper

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.

"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."

by Qit February 26, 2004

diarrhea of the thumb

The same as diarrhea of the mouth except it occurs when a person just can't stop texting useless information. They initially text you with a valid or important text and then it continues text after text and just won't stop. You feel like throwing your phone off a bridge to make it stop.

Normal person - "Joe Thumb just texted me a question. I sure hope his diarrhea of the thumb doesn't flare up or he'll be texting me for hours!"

by rebel4everga April 27, 2010