thief

Clever individual who steals from the riches, and gives to himself. Very great in finding the weaknesses in his enemies AND friends to steal them easily.
Favorite RPG Command: FLEE

Thief just stole from an entire town. Again.

by Delf June 23, 2003

TILF

Teacher I would like to fuck

omg that teacher is SO hot

he is such a TILF

by MMBM123 November 11, 2009

Tailfeather

When the toilet paper, paper towel or tissue, used to soak up cum, sticks out from between butt cheeks like a tailfeather.

My girl bent over to put on her underwear after sex and her tailfeather was hanging out!

by Suzanne Joseph October 12, 2017

keef thief

When you go to pack a little bit of keef from your grinder on top of your bowl and realize there was not as much as you thought. The keef thief could be a.) some grimey bastard at the party you had then night before, or b.) the result of your high ass spilling your keef without realizing it.

Rob: Dude I coulda sworn my keef collection was bigger than this. Fuckin keef thief strikes again.

Alex: Actually your dumbass spilled half of it while you were admiring your stash and didn't realize it. Moron.

by longdongsilverman March 4, 2010

-Thief-

A person that pwnz you.

Thief just pwned you.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Thief in the Night

Waking up your girlfriend by rubbing her private part. This increases your chances of her accepting as women are most horny when they first wake up.

When I got off work this morning I pulled a thief in the night on Tina. 100% success ratio. :)

by C D O DOUBLE G December 11, 2019

bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.

Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004