French Paddle

Much like the dutch rudder, the french paddle is a female mutual masturbatory technique where each participant forms a paddle shape with her right hand, leaving a limp wrist. Each participant then grabs the others right forearm, shakes vigorously slapping her own femenine region.

Yo, I saw these two totally hot chicks before. I wonder if they go home and french paddle each other

by 43-53 August 9, 2012

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French frey

This girl stinks of poo poo and makes giz boob get sad sad, she is very funny and beautiful! Her name originates from the french fries McDonald’s sell

Come here french frey

by Daddy finger June 18, 2021

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Jenny French

One salon manicured pinkie fingernail (most often the user's preferred hand) maintained by the individual exclusively for purposes of cocaine use.

Ex 1. "I don't get a full set girl, just a 'Jenny French' on my right hand."
Ex 2. All of her nails were broken off except that Jenny French.

by Sniffbug March 18, 2022

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The French Attention

In customer service when a customer is being unreasonable and asking for unnecessary accommodations despite the service they have been getting is beyond satisfactory, so the customer service staff will pretend to make the extra accommodations to please the ungrateful fucksticks. This works 100% of the time because these customers are attention seeking and lack a grip on reality, therefore they unable to actually determine the quality of service they are receiving.

“The Karen on table 4 is complaining her Chicken Parm doesn’t have enough chicken.”
“ Give her The French Attention. Based on her haircut I doubt she has any ability to recognize objective quality.”

by waffleman95 March 2, 2021

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