Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.

John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.

by doug=caesar July 27, 2011

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cactus bitchy

The modern definition of annoying

✨cactus bitchy✨

by giveemhellkid April 15, 2021

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Cactus

A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.

Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".

by John Weblyek April 21, 2020

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chinese cactus hunt

your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant

me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no

by tonyjamspencer December 18, 2019

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Sand on a cactus

A phrase used to describe how drunk you feel when you've done something wrong.

"I feel like sand on a cactus this morning" roughly translates to "I feel like a rough prick."

by GodfreyYerfdog May 11, 2023

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spicy-cactus

Spicy cactus is the name of an youtuber/ twitch streamer he hasn't made any video's yet but he will make them in a few years. something amazing about him is the voice he has a nice voice what makes it fun to listen to him.

he got inspired to make his video's by the best minecrafter that there is ixnoah so you should read that to.

do you watch spicy-cactus his video's?

by SPICYVAVTUSPORNO November 28, 2022

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