teaber

A misspelled variation of the word, “teamer” predominantly used by Redditors and middle-schoolers.

Guy 1: Those teabers teamed on me and called me a fag!!

Guy 2: But babe, you are a fag...

by ggnore2ez February 27, 2021

table teaser

When a waitress at a bar, restaurant or club who waits on tables, acts like she is interested in you, as a customer, & flirts with you, even at great lengths & depth throughout the night, just to lure you so that you may be inclined to shell out alot of tip money for her. She may even provide you with her number (fake usually) just to give you the illusion of hope. She'll play the role very good and she's usually a good talker. And if you start talking to her like in a flirtatious way, then she know she's got you. So don't flirt, because she's just wants to hurt you in your pocket. These table teasers won't flirt with girls because they know girls won't tip more just because so they target only the guys as victims. Typically these women are pretty good looking, or atleast compared to the other waitresses around, so they know that you will be attracted to them. Basically their game is the same as a cockteaser, only in a bar or restuarant or even club setting with the goal of milking money. Normally people would tip an average of around 15% but victims (typically guys) have been known to shell out 50% on tip just because the table teaser was that good into making the guy believe he had a chance with her. And the worst thing is, sometimes these table teasers would allow the guys to buy them drinks just to play the role that they are interested. So they get free drinks & more money from the guys... and that is their game.

Dude, how much tip did you end up giving to that table teaser whore last night?

Why did that table teaser gave me her number and when I called this morning, it was a non-working number?

Becareful of these new breed of money hungry hustlers, they're aren't called table teasers for nothing.

A table teaser is a fusion of a cock teaser and a waitress all into one.

I hate it when I'm drunk and get taken advantaged by those goddamn table teasing bitches!

Damn, I got table teased again. I can’t believe I dropped 20 dollars tip on a 30 dollar bill for that bitch.

by happyjoemann March 26, 2012

Taint teaser

This is one who rubs a penis, finger or to tongue between Anus and sex organ.

Juan, a taint teaser, rubbed Susie until she began bucking!

by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Taesexual

Adjective:to be attracted to only Kim Taehyung.(BTS)

Hi look at these namtidies ,aren't they attractive
"No sorry um taesexual"

by Luvhamburger+sprite January 14, 2021

tEasco

tEasco means a very cool person
Originated from a spelling mistake and evolved into a compliment
MUST be spelt with a little t and a capital E

Person 1: 'OMG is that Leah?!'
Person 2: 'OMG yes!!'
Person 1: 'She's so popular! What a tEasco!'

by theoriginaltEasco October 6, 2012

Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

by meowlnir June 28, 2016

Green Teamer

A fan of the Boston Celtics who blindly follows the team and believes any call against the team is a bad call or any move made by the general managter is a great move.

Broadcaster Tommy Heinsohn is a classic green teamer. He believes every call that goes against the Boston Celtics is part of an agenda by the referees to make the team lose.

by Skidavid8687 April 14, 2011