Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.
Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.
by Witch man July 16, 2022
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Tactical Lunchable

Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."
by El Chapi April 22, 2020
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Tactical Fuck

Participating in sexual intercourse in a discrete manner, usually in an active combat zone
My best tactical fuck was definitely in the Tet Offensive. I’ll never forget it, the siege of Hill 36 was absolutely WILD. Straight up did missionary in a firefight
by Sleemron September 18, 2021
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ho tactics

An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve, get sponsored, spoiled, and treated without having sex.
I need my (insert random bill here) paid. Time to bring out the ho tactics. I want a new (insert random materialistic item here) he needs to be exposed to the ho tactics.
by Spartan Nickie December 21, 2016
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Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
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Tactical Baptism

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism
by Jakalbins November 24, 2019
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Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.
She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!
by Luciferslube October 11, 2015
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