Tactical Burstin

When you plan to go on a date in Folkestone and there's a likely chance of getting some poom poom so you book one of the Grand Burstin's £29 rooms.
Even if your date doesn't put out the room cost less than a standard round of drinks so it doesnt matter

He booked a tactical burstin because he thought she would put out

by af2 June 7, 2019

Teemu Tactical

A wannabe operator type who buys everything from knock-off Chinese discount websites at cut rate prices.

That security rent-a-cop is such a teemu tactical billy badass wannabe operator.

by kimmerB August 4, 2024

tactical yak

To forcibly make yourself throw up after a long night of drinking.

Yeah bro I lowkey drank too much last night. Had to hit a tactical yak when I got home.

by Legbruh June 22, 2025

Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.

"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"

by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025

tactical shitface

When you tactically time getting wasted to not fuck you over later.

Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”

by Edy Francis December 3, 2017

Tactical Nuke

A nuke, which is tactical. It is a meme, and after it is announced that a tactical nuke is incoming, there is a loud siren.

Guy: Tactical Nuke! INCOMING!
Guy 2: Where?
Guy: Right there! Don't you hear the siren...

*BIG EXPLOSION*

by banana overlord February 7, 2022

tactical janitor

Someone who is packing some serious heat and holding a ton of keys.

1 Atleast two guns visible possibly a knife
2 atleast 10 sets of keys on a carabiner
3mullet is a bonus

Dude did you see that guy over there with all the guns and ungodly amount of keys. Me: oh yeah it's called a tactical janitor man.

by 1strangepapi January 25, 2020