Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.

"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"

by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025

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Teemu Tactical

A wannabe operator type who buys everything from knock-off Chinese discount websites at cut rate prices.

That security rent-a-cop is such a teemu tactical billy badass wannabe operator.

by kimmerB August 4, 2024

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tactical yak

To forcibly make yourself throw up after a long night of drinking.

Yeah bro I lowkey drank too much last night. Had to hit a tactical yak when I got home.

by Legbruh June 22, 2025

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Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

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Circle Tactics

The stupidest idea ever. It's just another fucking word for the blitzkrieg.

wow circle tactics

by Ascendancy 30 Lore July 30, 2022

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tactical masturbation

It's a term for masturbating (or busting a nut) before meeting a girl or going on a date. Now.. how is it useful? Well it helps you to think with your brain and not with your dick.

My friend: Bro.... I made a mistake. I accidentally did the deeds with Lily...

Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation

by Harsit2006 December 29, 2023

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