diary surfing

the art of snooping in a colleague's Outlook diary to find out work related gossip or other sensitive personal information

Despite diary surfing all morning, Joe had not uncovered any salacious gossip

John: "I see Dave has a meeting with the boss tomorrow about that client report he messed up".

Brenda: "How did you find that out?".

John: "I was doing a spot of diary surfing over lunch".

by Dick Shonery September 30, 2014

swag surfing

online shopping, especially shopping online for clothes

its almost time to go back to college...i think ill do some swag surfing!

by Nate m fin Henry January 8, 2010

Car Surfing

Driving fast, weaving in and out of traffic on a 4 lane or better road, trying to get ahead of the other cars, so you can get to where your trying to go faster.

I hate getting caught in slow traffic, so I usually end up car surfing away to spread myself out from the rest of the pack.

by Lawrence Wittman February 21, 2007

Potato surfing

Potato surfing was originated on Prince Edward Island on Canada's east coast. During the potato harvest in the 1940's , most of the eligible men were away at war so the women were left to work the potato fields. On the weekends they would head to the beach for some fun and started taking the surf boards with them. Naturally potatoes were abundant so after surfing they would pleasure themselves with a potato and there the term was coined " potato surfing".

She was potato surfing for so long and so hard her fine china needed a real good scrubbing.

by Corndogg March 7, 2009

surfingsuicune

Guy who hangs around; drunk; wanderer; person who scares you in general; lover of TMTH.

surfingsuicune::bastardized english. (n). See above definitions.

by Matt July 8, 2003

Order'n Summin Up

Going online to find a date/wife/hookup.

Aaron went onto columbiancupid.com and was order'n summin up and she is suppose to arrive next week with her kids and grandkids.

by Andrew420 December 19, 2011

crowd surfing

When a desperate female from outside attempts to latch onto a male in a specific friend group to attain quick friendship and placement in group. Also, an already friend female who sleeps with or is in a relationship with multiple males in said group.

Darcy's been crowd surfing with John, Jimmy, and Jeff! Watch out, you could be next.

by swelling October 11, 2008