squiddley-dink

Someone who is goofing around and not getting anything done, but not overly obnoxious. Just immature.

While studying in the library Elijah started making Pterodactyl noises and distracting the people around him. Stranger: "Hey kid, stop being such a squiddley-dink! Finals are coming up!"

by Katt woman December 4, 2013

squidgybiff

the bit of skin between the pussy and asshole

lick my squidgybiff

by morskyvlk December 18, 2013

Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.

"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."

by MM132 May 27, 2015

Squidge

The sound that you make you make when you step on something squishy.

I love hearing that squidgey noise!

by Nintendorkwad July 23, 2015

squidar

When you're doing it with a guy and his dick goes limp

"Put it back in, {Insert partner here}"
"No, I can't, I'm squidar"

"O.M.G.!!! I did it with {Insert partner here} Last night and he went squidar 3 times!"

by ChadTheBiker June 22, 2016

Squid flinger

A vigorous under water handjob

My girlfriend gave me a mean squid flinger in her parents pool last night.

by NicBri November 27, 2016

squid

A kid who thinks they are the shit, yet a huge pussy. Brags about how many bitches he fucks, when in fact he fucks 0. A squid bitches when no girls show up to the party, yet he never talks to any when they actually do show up.

Johnny is such a squid wearing his vineyard vines and sperrys standing in the corner.

by squidmaster1 January 28, 2017