Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapien who is addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yessa
Person 1: Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Oklahoma Standard

About 800 levels below substandard.

Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.

by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023

European Standard Of Beauty

(1) Nazi ideology of blond hair and blue eyed
(2) Fair to pale flowing long straight hair light eyes tall (Especially If They're Nordic) Flawless Spotless Skin

European Standard Of Beauty is so strong in India and South Africa that they bleach their skin and wear contacts

by EmJayee December 11, 2018

Summer Standards

The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.

Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".

Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".

by theartofbeingbopular November 16, 2011

standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students

"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"

by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024

Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE

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Person 343: Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.

The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021