Rickety Split

(Catchphrase)

Definition: Prioritizing speed, and/or cost efficiency rather than quality or safety in a given job or task.

Repair Tech: You got it! I'll get it done for you RICKETY SPLIT!
Client: ...You mean "lickety split"?
Repair Tech: Nuh-uh, I mean "RICKETY".
You asked for THESE specs, with THIS time-frame, & THIS budget? ...We can do it for you, sure; But you're gonna get a QUICK JOB not a GOOD JOB.

"They needed it done fast and cheap with no fuss, so we made it happen Rickety Split!"

by ST3RL1NG March 25, 2023

Spurt and Split

A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.

Also Known as Cum and Go.

Where's Ron?

He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.

by Spanked as a Child March 22, 2013

make the hit and split

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

by Hippie78 August 31, 2013

jumpman doing a split

When somebody cops a fake pair of Jordans and the Jumpman legs are spread to far apart resembling a split.It is the most noticeable sign of a fake.

Fake Hypebeast:Yah man got them for 500$
Random:why ya jumpman doing a split?

by TheFakeYoshii February 13, 2018

Backflip double split eagle

When you and your girl are having sex, she does a backflip eagle split right on to your face and eats her out.

She wanted me to eat her out. I told her to Backflip double split eagle on my face

by Dev the patel May 27, 2018

Auto Nut Split

Occurs in a game of conkers, where the conker of the striker splits and breaks upon impact against their opponents conker.

A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.

Juliette swung her conker, connecting perfectly with her opponents. The conker shattered and for a moment she thought she had won, the reality was she had been the victim of and Auto Nut Split and so lost the match.

by Colin Bucket December 19, 2019

Diving face split

The took place in Spain, 2009 that is 13-14 years ago. 2 brothers are at the beach and they were diving in the ocean. One of the brother perfectly dived into the ocean without injuries at all but it did not go well for the other brother, so let me just tell you about what happened in the video, so the other brother jumps and ended landing on the ground with his face split open and next he fell into the water turning the water into clear into bloody red. The other brother was in the hospital later but the doctors try everything but failed, the other brother did not make it.

Homie 2: I JUST WATCHED DIVING FACE SPLIT, HELP ME PLEASE.
Homie 4: I am getting bleach for my poor eyes now, also there is bleach in the other bathroom if you want it

by Homies3washere October 12, 2023