splosh

Slang for tea in the UK, primarily London.

Variations;

Builder's Splosh - All day, ordinary, brown tea-with-milk, with or without sugar. Drunk by most tea drinkers. So-called 'builder’s' to imply tea drunk in a greasy spoon (def. 2) before plastering something; to differentiate from 'fanny'. Also drunk by students and tokers Tokers Tea.

Fanny Splosh - Pink/any-colour-except-brown and/or transparent, fruit or herb flavour, no-milk-tea. Drunk by girls and hippies, the 'health conscious', ('fanny' implying UK def = vagina).

'Oooh, I'd love a nice cuppa splosh'

'Fancy a cup of splosh?'

'You want fanny splosh or builders splosh?'

by 5t3IIa July 28, 2008

cucumber splash

The woman takes a dump and gives the man a blowjob simultaneously. The cucumber serves the part of the pun here as there are two long hard members, both making a splash.

Suzan gave Garrett a cucumber splash.

by j-yo felony May 23, 2008

Dick Splash

a gang sign shaped like the male genitalia used to accentuate property, similar to a dog pissing on a fire hydrant.

Why did you dick splash my maths book?

by The White Splasher February 22, 2018

splashed

Throwing acid at the person you dont like (opp)

Splashed an opp is when you get splashed with acid

by ndichcushd February 14, 2018

back splash

the act of ejaculating on a woman's back

after i did her from behind i pulled it out and gave her a back splash

by JAB/EJB July 6, 2006

Splash And Dash

The act of ejaculating on someone sleeping then fleeing the scene of the incidnet.

Person 1: Hey, I totally splash and dashed Janet the other day.
Person 2: Nice!

by Brian Herrmann November 8, 2009

Splash

a big shit that you struggle to push out, and when it finally ejects out of your ass it makes a spalsh so big it hits your ring piece and can be heard for miles.

thought i was constipated, but just had a splash...its all good.

by dumpmaster9 July 7, 2011