Sparkling Angel

A lover that pulls you in with her or his charm, and ends up tearing your heart out with deceit.

She made promises, and deceived me right from the start aka a Sparkling angel.

by Aka86 December 10, 2020

smacking toboggan

Originally meaning masturbation, though more recently used to describe any sort of activity, scandalous or not.

I caught my little brother smacking toboggan!

"What up mang?"
"Not much broseph, just smacking toboggan."

The band Senses Fail released their Let It Enfold You album with a bonus disc which included a short history and compilation of their early years, "smacking toboggan" is referenced there.

by rburd208 March 15, 2009

Smacking Bananas

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).

Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.

by By hook or crook January 11, 2012

Snacking off

Eating food whilst masturbating

A: I heard about edible panties, and man am I hungry and horny.

B: Have you tried snacking off?

by onemanarmy675 November 18, 2011

Spaking English

When you say to your friends your not spaking English when your the one that is not

1: Elise your not spaking English

by SHERKED March 10, 2017

Sacking

When you have drugs and you need a good place to hide them quickly so you put the baggie in the space between your balls and your penis.

Person 1 : Yo Shit it’s the feds bruv hide the coke!
Person 2 : nah worries man I’ll start sacking ‘em.

by Toughcookie2000 January 26, 2018

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018