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Slurpers

A group if people that slurp you so good that they are professionals. This can be anywhere, anytime, any place.
I met up with some slurpers yeasterday, ive never felt so good in my life
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Slurpee

A person who jerks of to too much furry porn and does it 4 times a day.
Guy #1:Jey look over there that's such a Slurpee

Guy#2 :facts
by Mr.UniverseVR June 22, 2022
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Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.
My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
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Slurpitraitor

An invader performing oral acts on a man
Verb: to slurpitrate
Jamison snuck into Marcus’ house and performed oral acts on him whilst he was asleep. Marcus woke up to the slurpitraitor. Once finished Marcus escorted him out of his house leaving his door and windows unlocked in case of future slurpitration.
by Ann Anon June 4, 2023
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Slurpbefengt karskstativ

A Norwegian word meaning half full cup of coffee.

It originates from a small norwegian town called Børsa.

The word "slurpbefengt" consists of the words "slurp", which means sip, and "befengt", which directly translates to infected.

The word "karskstativ" consists of the words "karsk", which is a norwegian drink that consists of coffee and local moonshine. "Stativ" means stand.
Det sto et slurpbefengt karskstativ på kjøkkenbordet.
Sjefen ble sint, og kastet the slurpefengte karskstativet i veggen.
by sirKyllo August 21, 2023
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Slurping the Soup

Similar to drinking the Kool Aid, except you actively attempt to spread the beliefs.
Those MAGA idiots sure are slurping the soup!
by Bingo 33 October 27, 2023
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SLURPENDIPITY

When a drink of one's choice is made to absolute perfection; it is slurpendivity
This Italian perfection margarita at Olive garden is the essence of slurpendipity.
by Ri-Ri duzzit April 18, 2024
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