Shrekcist

if you hate green/goblin people, make fun of them, etc, your shrekcist! green lives matter.

Friend:"I hate that goblin girl so much, shes stupid" Me:"dude.. thats so shrekcist. your wrong for this."

by lilianathelilypad October 16, 2020

Fecal-Shmeckled

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

by Mashque September 22, 2010

Baby Shrek

Normally refers to a person who is fat, but not as big as shrek so the are a baby shrek

Dude that kid looks like a baby shrek

by Baby Shrek March 19, 2015

National Hot Shrek Day

It's the day where you be shrek or date that sexy beast😏

Hey its national hot shrek day
OMG

by HOT SHREK February 23, 2020

shmeckle dwarfed

To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.

John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
Christian: I needed to save money.
*finds twenty*
John: Ha you've been shmeckle dwarfed!!!

by Pickles the mighty February 28, 2008

shrek

A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.

"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"

by the chene August 29, 2006

Shmeck

Another Word for Shit used by Catholic School Children.

My Food tastes like Shmeck.

by Dylan Manning February 20, 2005