shmoker

shmoker means like bad and dog shit it just means ur fucking bad and stfu

ur such a shmoker buddy

by shmokey69 March 22, 2022

Shmodo

someone who is out of place / think they know everything / tries to hard to be funny and them trying to hard to be funny makes it funny.

CJ is so shmodo.

by SmoothGGz April 23, 2022

Shmonged

The level above being ‘monged out’ when you’re that fucked up that you can’t move or speak properly and you’re just a ball of shmong

Friend: You okay mate?
You: No mate I’m absolutely shmonging
Friend: Are you really that shmonged off that joint?
You: I feel like a shmongaloid

by M1NSTR3LL April 25, 2022

shmoinked

skillfully yoinked or stolen in a smooth manner

“I was about to grab a snack when I realized my brother shmoinked the chips without me noticing.”

by MAC777000 September 22, 2022

shmongologombus

A shmongologombus is a unbelievably large ass which when twerked shakes the earth in a proverbial ground-pound. It is also believed that it has so much mass that is possesses its own gravitational pull.

There is a large Crack in the earth here, a shmongologombus must have passed through.

by Elder Plops September 26, 2022

shmoe

A very chill way of saying "show more" but with rizz, especially when asking for more explicit content from someone but don't want to come out as a fuckboy.

Girl: "Do I look cute in this dress?"

Guy: "Yeah for sure shmoe"

by ItsJozzy February 3, 2023

Shmole

The dude in the squad that just sucks.

Juan: Alberto ruined our game of pool by making us leave the bar early.
Will: Alberto is such a Shmole

by Richflex February 7, 2023