Sneaker's Ear

When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.

Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."

by C. Applejackson June 27, 2012

having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 3, 2019

Soul Searching

Picking your nose

Hey John, I can see a booger in your nose. You need to do some serious Soul Searching, dude.

by callousobserver September 15, 2016

Searchifie

Verb, Adj. You can Searchifie information. It was a Searchified picture.

"I searchified that picture"
"That picture has been google Searchified

by Chris January 17, 2005

Swimmer's Ear

Immediately after completing the act of fingering a girl you use the same finger to administer a wet willy.

Swimmer's ear is a very strange sex act but I find it very satisfying.

by Coinage13 June 4, 2015

Soul searching

Having a wank.

Guy A: I needed to do some soul searching before I went through with it..
Guy B: Oh? What did you finish to?

by That One Bloke July 28, 2013

Dane Sears

An awesomely cool man with luscious blonde hair and dazzling blue eyes who is envied and admired by many people, is so amazingly funny, creates the most sentimental yet invigorating poetry, who has the sexiest voice and can rock any musical instrument he wishes. Will go far in life and pursue his most desired fantasies. And who has an extremely hot girlfriend named Chance who loves him to death.

Random Girl: He's so sexy, who is he??
Chance: That's my boyfriend, "Dane Sears "

by Chance Norman October 19, 2008