Scoach

A skinny,long black penis

Dude 1: "Bro have you seen Bryant's scoach"
Dude 2: "Yea bro he flashed me last week"

That guy over there looks like he has a scoach

Leslie the thot only likes to go out with guys who have scoaches

by swigswagyolo September 28, 2015

scorched earth policy

When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.

Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"

Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"

by cagedape March 17, 2012

scotch

Scotch is a type of Whiskey not liquor, but at least you know its a drink. i know this because i see the words Scotch Whiskey everytime i pour myself a shot.

"I was so full of Soctch i could not stand up i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup"- Tim Armstrong from Rancid.

by John July 14, 2003

Slorch

when there are to many names you would like to call someone but don't want to say them all...

Slorch = Slut Whore Bitch

hey that chick was such a Slorch

Hey your a slorch

Hey your mom is a slorch

by Matt Factor October 27, 2007

Scorched

The act of being hot and thirsty at the same time.

As we walked down the avenue during the heat of the day, I shouted to my friends,"I'm so scorched." When the laughter subsided, I explained that I was so hot and thirsty, scorched, you know.

by Pattism May 19, 2013

Scortch

You insult someone, then high five someone else and say scortch at the same time.

Jake say's: RORY's GAY!
Jake and tom together : SCORTCH
they both high five each other whilst rory is in a corner crying and tim is laughing at him.

by TomTom satnav January 29, 2009

Scooch

A mixture between a skank and a hooch.

Britany spears is a Scooch

by Meli February 1, 2004