scone head

the term scone head is often used by young children who tend to get in trouble if the actually swear

'ere m8 ya scone head!'

by daniel hobbs September 29, 2006

scone

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence

I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.

by JH March 12, 2003

scone

australian slang for your head

watch your scone ... as in ... keep an eye open for the object you're head/scone is about to hit/be hit by

by baz January 8, 2004

scoobed

a hook-up where you felt you lived up to your sexual prowess.

Hot older woman: Girl, you know Mike? I totally scoobed him. I scoobed the shit out of him.

or, alternatively

Becky: How'd it go with the cougar?
Mike: Totally double scoobed the coug.

by peteygypsy August 1, 2011

scolecophagous

A consumer of worm like creatures.

You kissed Jeff? He's a fucking scolecophagous!

by JuurianChi November 18, 2013

skank scone

Prostitute from England

You: Yo when I went backpacking through Europe I picked myself up some skank scones
Friend: I bet deys teethes was messed up yo!
You: Damn straight fo shizzle my shiz wupizz. Ya know its triz!
Friend: Yo, PeAcE ~1~ OnE ShOrTaY

by bob the builder... i like to build ;) June 19, 2004

Check on the scones

Euph.
To have a shit.

Where did you go?

I went to check on the scones.

by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007