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Italian Sausage

The penis of an Italian man or an American man of Italian ancestry. An Italian Sausage is the literal man meat of those men with Italian blood, whose penis is most often very thick and hairy but noT nescecarily long as thickness has to do with the sausage. Italian men have a large sexual appetite that's in our genes, and we put the gift of our race to good use. The thickness of our sausages feels amazing when being pumped through pussy or ass.
Nico Tortorella probably has a thick, Italian Sausage.
by NickNicky576 July 11, 2011
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Sausage face

1. A word used to refer to a person in an affectionate manner.
Not used to exclaim at the nature of a persons facial appearence.

2. A way to show that you wish to participant in a conversation with a person but may not have been to the fullest extent in the previous few minute when they said something.
1. Do you need me to help you carry something, sausage face?

2. What's that sausage face?
by Geesusface June 1, 2009
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duck sausage

Slang for a penis or litrerally sausage made of duck meat.
Do you like duck sausage? Well then, duck down and get you some.
by Shane April 1, 2004
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sausage smuggler

A girl or guy who likes people to perform anal sex on them.
All that girl likes is anal sex, she's a real sausage smuggler.
by appolonia December 15, 2008
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Sausage Party

The sausage party theory consists of two variables, a male and female. When a party or a group consists of a male to female ratio of 2:1 it is considered a Sausage Party. At any given time, if a male is in this situation, he is considered gay until the sausage party ratio has been lifted.

Examples : When there are 7 guys and 1 girl, this is a 7:1 ratio this is considered a sausage party.
Bro that party last night was a total sausage party
by GetDry May 6, 2020
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Sausage Convention

Any party, gathering, night club, etc. where men go to meet babes but is full only of men.
I went to the club last night but it was nothing but a sausage convention
by fast September 3, 2004
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thunder sausage

an explosive excrement, usually exceeding 3 inches in diameter
I thought I was going to take a normal dump, but instead, I dropped a thunder sausage.
by FredtheBunny August 23, 2006
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