sampalk

A person who seems to be unable to explain anything clearly or understandably

I can't understand my math test because my teacher is such a sampalk

by Bat made of donkey leather April 14, 2024

Samplesaber

An person that gets turned on by Steve from the game Minecraft. Symptoms include but are not limited to: enjoying sex with a computer, craving oral bread and living with Steve Jobs.

Fuck me, turns out I'm a samplesaber.

by Uean April 15, 2024

Sampa

A bitch with an extremely deep pussy.

Bro that bitch last night was a ABSOLUTE SAMPA.

by Majeedurshorsecock April 23, 2024

samp

samp is samptheman.

mfs: omg it's samptheman
society: okay
samp: what

by ssssssamp December 30, 2024

Sampleness

That sample ability of a product in your business.
When a product produces an immediate effect on the customer it increases the likelihood that the product will be purchased.

The sampleness of energy drinks is higher than skincare products because you can feel the effect of an energy drink right away!

by Carol RTR February 8, 2025

Saimonas

A man called Saimonas may be the most amazing thing you will ever see. He puts his mid to anything. Even at the cost of true love. (True Story)

Yo wheres Saimonas?
Idfk

by anonymous February 19, 2025

Saimonas Samoska

Saimonas Samoska is the type of guy to suck the life out of the guy closest to him just to get few pennies for snus

He is a Saimonas Samoska

by Niggerooski April 15, 2025