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OCOD Syndrome

Obesseive call of duty syndrome to be so addicted to modern warfare 2 that all life processes are blocked and the laws in nature are blocked. People get all of their necessary nutrients from the game and do not actually need to physically eat food to survive. Try this experiment out on your child and you will see that they will either grow strong or have no social life ever.
Mom: Honey, come eat
Child: WTF MOM I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY LEAVE ME ALONE. I DON'T NEED TO EAT, COD IS TAKING CARE OF ME
Mom: Shit, he has OCOD Syndrome
by mcskillet69 November 15, 2009
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Appsberger's syndrome

Compulsion to download apps for things we can do ourselves or live without entirely. (Origin: Tom Bodett, Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me radio show, Feb 13, 2010)
Sufferers of Appsberger's syndrome are inclined to download and install compulsive amounts of applications and information to accomplish tasks they can already do themselves or live without entirely. "He uses his GPS to drive home to a house he's lived in for 12 years."
by Alexqeditor July 12, 2010
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69 Syndrome

69 syndrome is a condition where people unironically find the number 69 everywhere. This is a prime symptom for a chronic disease called ligma thats was first discovered when Richard Tyler 'Ninja' Blevins completed a fortnite challenge where he had to ligma balls.
Mr. Joe, You have been diagnosed with the 69 syndrome.

Joel David Pereira sees the number 69 everywhere, I think he has the 69 syndrome.
by Multilord January 15, 2022
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Hofte Syndrome

Hofte Syndrome

When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control
Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome

Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa
by Ibeh November 7, 2015
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ABCS Syndrome

Acronym for Always Be Carrying Shit. ABCS sufferers are often seen attempting to carry entirely too much crap on their person. Affects primarily proto bag ladies and young fashionistas.
I saw Ashlee yesterday and she was carrying her giant purse, two Forever 21 shopping bags and her min pin Rascal in a tote bag. Poor thing, I think she suffers from ABCS syndrome.
by j-biz da muzak man January 28, 2013
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Silverfox Syndrome

When a younger lady only dates men much older than her.
My 34 year old friend will only date old guys she definitely has Silverfox Syndrome.
by Nana711 March 6, 2015
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Myface Syndrome

When an individual (usually a female) takes close up pictures of half of their face to post on myspace. These pictures are usually very repetitive, with said individual in the same place with a slightly different facial expression. It usually comprises of a screwed up face, as though they have recently had a stroke.
Omg lolz i've got myface syndrome - look at my half a face in black and white ^___O
by bluemoosie October 8, 2008
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