Shump

The act of taking a shower and a dump at the same time

Forgot to set my alarm so to save time I had to take a shump

by Skaiderade April 5, 2015

stumputee

noun; person with a missing limb who retains the stump where a limb formerly was; stump+amputee = stumputee

"So my brother got his hand caught in a compactor and now he's a stumputee"
"Dude, you can't park there, it's for handicapped people and stumputees"

by BlairBear December 14, 2008

Pulling Stumps

Doing particularly difficult work for some organization that involves risk or special skills.

"Joey was down in Grenada for awhile, but now they've got him pulling stumps in Afghanistan."

by Haunted Jack December 18, 2006

bumper stumper

bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole

I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.

by RadNotRed February 15, 2022

Slump Slapped

When your sitting in a car slumpin tunes (usually high) and annoying heads begin to role up from no where asking if you got pills, weed, alcohol, cigs, or whatever it might be....

Ya, I was posted up with garfunkle at 7eleven and three heads popped up askin if we had dank. We were chillin to those nigas slump slapped us

by CitizensPatrol November 13, 2009

scumpipe

n. a hotdog, usually sold by a street vendor

I was so drunk last night I had a scumpipe after the show and now I feel awful.

by ctrlU August 14, 2012

Skumpt

When you get your head caved in by the kettle crew on cod

“We just SKUMPT them kids”

by Ellis ditchburn June 13, 2020