person 1: bruh how do you not know how to pay ur taxes
school slave (student): school didn't teach me how to
school slave (student): school didn't teach me how to
by maybe i'm retarded February 2, 2021
Get the studentmug. Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.
But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.
But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.
- Congratulations, you become a student!
- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.
- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.
by Student4 February 7, 2021
Get the Studentmug. The F students are inventors, they are so f*cking creative that they couldn't sit in class, they couldn't listen because whatever people we're trying to put in their head-- they knew it was f*cking bullshit.
by fstudentsruletheworld May 8, 2025
Get the F Studentmug. A person who does nothing but study and by the off chance that they do get a break, play Genshin Impact
by KatsukistarkugoAndMaythePillow April 13, 2022
Get the Pace Studentmug. Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.
fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025
Get the Straight-A studentmug. A security alram which is going-off in a student house, because the occupents have gone away for the weekend/vacation/summer and forgot to supply enough credit for electricity. When the credit runs out the alarm sounds intensly for days until the reserve battery power fails.
These students are a sub-set of alarmer
These students are a sub-set of alarmer
What's the blasted tone that's been going on for days?
Man, that's the student siren. Those kids have gone away without topping up the leccy.
Man, that's the student siren. Those kids have gone away without topping up the leccy.
by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005
Get the Student Sirenmug. 