the act of ejaculating into the rear of a fan and onto the standing female (or male your choice) in front of it.
girl #1: "i just got nabraska snow stormed by my boyfriend last night."
girl#2: "i need to get my boyfriend to do that to me."
girl#2: "i need to get my boyfriend to do that to me."
by garet.thompson.is.a.beast July 26, 2011
Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).
by SexyTexan January 11, 2012
When a black chick squirts in a black guy's asshole and then farts/shits it all out into her mouth then she spits it into a pan and they boil it and smell the black steam then drink it after its boiled then puke in eachothers mouths.
Dude, i gave Kesha-moesha the best black storm cloud ever last night im almost done cleaning off the brown stains on my bed.
by Cum fart cocktail titty bang May 29, 2010
When you really have to take an explosive shit and you think that there is no way that you'll make it to a toilet, but are saved by a brief period of relief, giving you precious time to book it to the john.
I almost shit my pants in the park today; luckily, the Brown Eye of the Storm hit so I had time to get to Home Depot.
by winniebegoandthedego September 08, 2010
Having sex on the beach. Once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he ejaculates on the woman's face, then continues to throw sand at her face, making it stick.
by TestesMaGee October 17, 2006
The Minor League Baseball team located in Omaha, Nebraska. The Storm Chasers are the Triple-A affiliate of the Kansas City Royals.
by omaha baseball fan November 18, 2010
When two or more people who experience cyclical degrees of sexual deviance happen upon one another's path and the result is an orgy of sexual depravity.
Dude, I came across these two chicks while we were in our freak cycle and by the time we were done I had performed the cleveland steamer, Tony Danza, and some other acts I can't mention in public. It was the perfect storm.
by Mr. Planck April 09, 2008