staunch

n. the extreme of the right-wing side of the political spectrum. A staunch wants things to return to the way they were in the "good ol' days". Think of it as conservatives to the 10th power.

Thanksgiving with my grandparents was staunch-o-rama, man.

by Kennedy Danzig November 27, 2004

Staunch

1. A state of severe constipation.
2. A fat, lazy person.

1. "Eating that bad pizza made me rather staunch."
2. "I need to stop playing the computer all day, i'm getting too staunch!"

by daniel sherman September 17, 2004

stfundbye

Term used in forums and chat to express: Shut the fuck up and bye!! . Rarely used, but it's getting common. Used to shut up someone and retire from the conversation.

"Hey wtf you are doing?"

"STFUNDBYE LOOSER!!!"

by Novax December 30, 2008

stfund

shut the fuck up 'n die

Why don't u stfund!

by SlicerCRO August 23, 2018

stfunevaehlol

@stfunevaehlol is a Tiktoker who posts edits of herself. She is looking for a girl/boybsf. Help her out!!

Omg is that @stfunevaehlol???
Hahahah that is me!

by teh weird weird do February 3, 2021

shfunkted

When a person yell's a profane word that is the equivalent to the following: Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Damn. (in that order)

Turtle: Shfunkted!!! My fuc*king monkey ball went off the course.

D-Bag: Yeah, you are a fu*ck face loose vagin*a.

Turtle: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker.

by D-Bagdustin October 15, 2006

StfuBicth

Pronounciation (es.tee.ehf.yu.bisch) A strong feeling against another person, or in some cases against an inanimate object, usually used in heavy discussion or in disagreement. This is a 'compound' word usually used by 'aolers' and computer geeks, or simply by wannabe's trying to make a point.

Husband: hello dear did you pick up Jimmy from soccer practise today?
Wife: No, i didn't have time inbetween making you dinner and-
Husband: STFUBICTH!!1!

by PotHeADD March 4, 2009