Brad Steel

When something is within a metre from your face but because of your beady Muppet eyes and shit depth perception, you have a problem seeing it right in front of you.

The shipping container is right in front of you, open those Brad Steel eyes of yours numb-nuts

by grachrH&T*G({ October 26, 2017

bum of steel

Means u have a bit but made of steel

Ur but is a big bum of steel

by Sophie7376 February 28, 2017

Riding the steel dragon

Using heroin on public transportation on the way home from purchasing said heroin.

I was riding the steel dragon, nodded out, and woke up at the end of the line!

by TickleManKrutherd December 18, 2012

michael steele

a person that thinks despacito and loss is still funny

michael steele still thinks those outdated memes are funny

by stanaal July 19, 2018

handy with the steel

Just.... Regulate.

Please.

(& Ty).

"You're pretty fuckin' handy with the steel gurl".
-Said Etho on his one night stand.

by Alive Jacuzzi (Etho) April 07, 2023

Bauss Of Steel

A a cool person with balls of steel.

person: who is that guy over there? He's a cool person.

person #2: that's Duke Nukem. He's a Bauss of Steel.

by joe cereal August 09, 2010

steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.

Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!

by phantom hawk train February 23, 2019