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Stalkie Talkie

A mobile phone loaded with facebook places, foursquare or another application capable of transmitting your GPS.
Mary had her stalkie talkie with her at the mall, and this allowed her creepy lab partner to follow her the entire day at a discreet distance.
by MrVertigo September 16, 2010
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stalked by

the equivalent to walked by, in facebook and other social networking sites, to check out someones status or page
I just stalked by your fb page to say hi!

I stalked by his page and saw some nasty pics.
by krazykrakhed April 5, 2011
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Stalker

Stalker.

The word stalker is often now loosely used to refer to anyone who takes a greater romantic interest in you than you do in them. But more strictly, it should be used to an unwanted aspirant lover whose attentions have become obsessive, bordering on or beyond insane. Invariably a stalker will not think of him or herself as such. They'll use one of the following rationalisations:

1) The moral crusader. The victim has done something bad and deserves to be psychologically bullied as punishment.
Literary example: Notes on a Scandal by Zoe Heller (www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoë_Heller)

2) The secret accomplice. The victim has given out secret signals that they welcome the level of attention. However much they deny it, they want it.
Literary example: Enduring Love by Ian McEwan (www.ianmcewan.com)

3) The devoted protector. In this very common case, the stalker believes he or she is merely looking out for the victim, keeping an eye on them in their own best interests.

Literary example: Memoirs of a Stalker by Thomas W. Hodgkinson (thomaswhodgkinson.com)
I am not a stalker - I'm just concerned friend
by Virbius October 29, 2015
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Stalk-O

A pastime by which tacos are obtained, and consumed while stalking someone in a bush.
Did you see that new girl, I think I might go stalk-o her later.
by Stalk-o INC. May 26, 2021
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stalker's tango

stalker's tango is a Autoheart song about how you won't meet another person like him/her.
Sam :Have you listen to Stalker's Tango
Khalessi: It's so good
by non-existent_mental heath February 18, 2022
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pork stalk

A mans love rod for stalking his female pray
Love, climb on my pork stalk
by Greeny & Lou December 31, 2007
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Visual Stalker

Someone with absolutely no life, who resorts to watching the lives of other people to an increasingly obsessive level in order to amuse themselves. Usually elderly neighbours checking out the new cute kid on the block.
Johnno: Hey Robbo, coming to the game later?

Robbo: Nah dude, some new family moved in across the road. They got a 6 year old daughter, so my dad wants to spend some quality time with me.

Johnno: Dude, don't be such a visual stalker.
by Kanyethe stalkkkkkker April 15, 2009
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