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competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.
Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!
by film divers August 7, 2023
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Convo stalking

Being in a conversation on your phone with multiple people, just watching people text, not texting back and acting like your not even there.
Thomas: Where's Haley? She's in the convo isn't she?

Megan: I think she's here, she's just not talking, she's convo stalking us.
by Next_lvl_Strats August 8, 2014
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Gang Stalking

Gang stalking is nothing less than state-sponsored terrorism and organized crime in the US. In a technical sense, it is treason, since its true methods constitute a form of urban warfare.
The cops and those who oversee them will inevitably pay the ultimate price for all that gang stalking garbage.
by Ubermensch-One March 24, 2025
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stalk

Hey bro, I’m stalking you!”
What the fuck.”
by Bordellr March 16, 2020
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nerd-stalking

When a "gamer" constantly looks to see what a particular person is playing everytime they are online
Steven: Raymond I noticed whilst online that you are always playing Zelda.

Raymond: Are you nerd-stalking me?
by Dhuntouch! November 8, 2013
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Half Stalking

A Person who likes to be around you, and talk to you, displaying interest in you but not truly stalking you. This is often mistakening for actual stalking by ignorant people, and to a certain degree is socially acceptable. It is the act of pursuing someone in an atempt to befriend them, date them, or create a buisness relationship with them. Half-Stalking is a habit that a person can grow out off, and change. Half-Stalking is restricted to a specific location, such as A REC center, work, or school.
In High School

Person A: Ugh, that guy is such a stalker. He's always following me, and saying hi to me, when he sees me in the hallways.

Person B: Um, that nots stalking... its Half Stalking. He only talks to you at school. Maybe there just trying to get to know you. I think he likes you! It's not like he sends creepy phone calls or follows you home.

Person A: I never thought about that. For better or worse, He is kinda interesting...
by Sir Flux September 28, 2009
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What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024
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